Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?
Put another way, does Lady Gaga have a penis?
That seems very hard to believe, but hey, if you believe today's craziest batch of rumors and a grainy picture circulating online, well, then yes and yes!
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The photo below, taken from a video filmed at the Glastonbury festival in the UK, shows something between Lady Gaga’s legs you would not expect.
This must make her a hermaphrodite, right? Obviously! It's so obvious! Look at that ... who would have guessed she walks around with that thing?
Does this picture show that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite?
According to the celeb news site Bossip, the 'Poker Face' songstress once admitted she's a hermaphrodite, though no evidence of this is provided.
“It’s not something I’m ashamed of, I just don't go around telling everyone,” she said (supposedly). “I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life.'
Just a little bit of one? Do you still qualify as a hermaphrodite if it's just a miniature-sized one? How does that work exactly? We're confused.
“The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags.'
The 37-year-old reality star and entrepreneur teamed poker straight hair with her poker face, as she sidled up to the table and captured the whole thing on social media, at the If Only Texas. When ever you are feeling like a moron, just remember Kim Kardashian played poker With mirrored glass es. – popular memes on the site ifunny.co.
'I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot.'
'I have both a poon and a peener. Big f**king deal.”
That's some quote, whether it was really her or just some over-caffeinated blogger who uttered it. Here's the video of the Lady Gaga 'hermaphrodite' reveal. Check out the vantage point you get around the 1:10 mark ...
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So there you have it. Okay, that probably doesn't settle much of anything. But you have now seen the so-called hermaphrodite evidence. You can draw whatever conclusion you want from it. All that's left to do is vote below.
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What do you think? Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?